“Tits or Tires" premium heavyweight tee

oll out the chaos with our Tits or Tires Biker Tee, the classic trouble-maker design that every old-school rider knows by heart. This shirt brings pure garage humor, desert-heat attitude, and that unapologetic biker energy that never goes out of style.

Featuring a cartoon biker posted on his custom ride with a wild desert scene, this tee delivers the legendary line:
“If it has tits or tires, it’s gonna give you trouble.”
A perfect hit for riders who live on bad decisions, loud engines, and good stories.

Made for chopper junkies, bar-hopping rebels, and anyone who appreciates funny biker shirts, vintage motorcycle humor, and that no-filter lifestyle that defines real riding.
Elevate your outfit with the men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″

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