“Merry Kiss My Ass” Christmas Unisex Hoodie

Crank up the holiday heat with our Merry Kiss My Ass Biker Christmas Hoodie — built for riders who don’t play nice and definitely don’t do polite Christmas vibes. This hoodie features Santa throwing attitude and showing off a cheeky pose that delivers pure outlaw holiday disrespect.

Perfect for cold-weather rides, bonfire nights, club parties, and anyone who lives the chopper lifestyle, this hoodie brings loud humor, big energy, and that filthy Christmas twist every biker loves. Warm, rugged, and guaranteed to piss off the elves.

Rock it, gift it, or wear it to let everyone know exactly how you feel this holiday season.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem


Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Size guide