“Merry Kiss My Ass” premium heavyweight tee

Drop the sweet holiday vibes and roll straight into outlaw Christmas mode with our Merry Kiss My Ass Biker Tee — the perfect shirt for riders who don’t sugarcoat a damn thing. This design shows Santa throwing attitude, bending over with a bold “kiss my ass” message that screams zero f—ks given holiday energy.

Built for the chopper crowd, party nights, club runs, and anyone who loves funny biker Christmas shirts, this tee brings pure disrespectful cheer and unapologetic humor. A must-have for riders who’d rather twist the throttle than hang up stockings.

Whether you’re gifting it or rocking it at a wild holiday bash, this tee turns heads, sparks laughs, and proves you run Christmas your way.


• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″

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